Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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