Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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