I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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