It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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