roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I love you.
Bad choice
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize