I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize