ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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