how can u be prego again
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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