So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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