i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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