so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I FOUND THE LEGS
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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