I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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