I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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