Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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