That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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