Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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