Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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