More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I made him laugh his dick is mine
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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