these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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