he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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