i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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