my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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