we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
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there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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