So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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