these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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