3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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