So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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