worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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