Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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