I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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