On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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