I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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