Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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