one might say we're banned from that church
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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