I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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