i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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