Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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