I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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