I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
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This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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