people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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