I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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