fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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