in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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