I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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