It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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