Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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