Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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