I seem to have left my pride at pride
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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