hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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