Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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